Razor does not like the planet she is on. Life might be a lot easier for her if she was human, but unfortunately, she is not. Meanwhile, Colonel Reed and his subordinate, Andrew are the unlucky pair tasked with catching her and bringing her to justice.

— Simon Traub-Epstein, International Library of Young Authors

From the publisher: “Beware human, for what you are holding in your hands is the answer. The answer to an ancient question, asked by races from all across the universe. What would happen if two aliens, government agents armed with magical crystals, three creepy dark floating things, a human that’s failed at life and a rhinoceros having an identity crisis are packed into a dingy, Western Sydney suburb?”